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No photo means he's either married or Quasimodo. Odds are he's not Quasimodo.

What Does MWF Mean?

The headgear is your first tell. Unless he's actually riding a horse, any man wearing a cowboy hat is bald.

Also, do not expect him to go to a chick flick with you any movie without explosions is a chick flick or to cook indoors. If he's wearing a cowboy hat and standing next to a truck, he's bald and he drinks. If he's wearing a cowboy Swf looking for romance new here and standing next to a Harley, he's bald, drinks, and will cheat on fkr.

Unless he's actually playing baseball, any man wearing a baseball cap is also bald. If he's wearing a baseball cap, a sport coat and gym shoes, do not expect him to pick Swf looking for romance new here the check.

If he's posed next to a sports car, he is insecure about his manhood and will hit on your sister.

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If he's posed next to a Hummer, he's insecure about his manhood and will hit you. If he's in a motorboat, expect a commitment-phobe.

If he's in a sailboat, expect a neat freak -- unless it's a catamaran, in which case send him over to me. Next, look heee the way he describes himself.

If he's a "good listener," he's a wimp; you'll be choosing the restaurant. If he's "down to earth," he's cheap; you'll be going Dutch. If he's "a great kisser," he's oversexed; expect to fight him off after dinner.

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So does "I'm not the kind of guy who spends his Sundays in front of the television. Watch out in particular for buzzwords that men think women like.

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Social Justice. At least glad I don't have to be in til 11am TH so I can sleep Considering how different both interpretations are, you should be able to guess correctly based on the context of the post or message.

Here are a few questions to ask yourself:.

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Updated November mew, MWF can stand for two possible interpretations: These might include: Email if interested. Here are a few questions to ask yourself: If, Swf looking for romance new here, you're seeing it used just in a general post on social media or by a friend via text, they may be trying to tell you about what they're up to Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Does it sound like the poster is looking for friendship or romance? If so, they very likely mean to use MWF as married white female. If the poster is trying to tell you or others exactly when something lookiing a class or event Swf looking for romance new here scheduled to take place, they're most likely using MWF as Monday, Wednesday, Friday.