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Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then, at Cheerios practice: It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the bbe spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver!

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Quinn, update. The minority students don't feel like they're being heard. Ah, a chink in the armor, huh? I am going to create an environment that it's so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple, and I salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing living could grow Let me be your sexy spanish treat for a hundred years.

You know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs. When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing. That's called a piano, Sue. Gay Kid! Come on, move it!

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You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin. Bring it. Oh I will bring it, William. You know what else I'm gonna to bring?

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Even in voice-over. How I have worshipped her ever since I was a little girl. Sorry, Angie Jolie, Catherine the Great. Madonna is the most powerful woman to ever walk the face of the Earth. Oh, hey William. I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves who live in your hair. Let me be your sexy spanish treat an original, just like Madonna. Don't lose that quality.

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That Glee Club stole my private property and as soon as I figure out the difference between Slander and Libel, I'm suing you. What's that?! Oh, look!! Sue Sylvester is a top recording artist, people! Who's laughing Let me be your sexy spanish treat I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.

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I should tell you I'm married. Not a problem for me. And I'm still cutting half your budget.

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Look, nobody got hurt. It was a harmless prank! That's what they said about a young man in Chicago inwho thought he'd play a harmless prank on the dairy cow of one Mrs. He successfully ignited its flatulence, and a city burned, William.

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Dare I admit it? I have feelings for one Will Schuester.

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It's in my contract! Oh, Sue, I think you can manage a sixth national trext without confetti cannons! Do you think your kids can manage life without their daddy?

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As satisfying as it is to have been gifted enough rotisserie ovens to roast an entire hobo, for me the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the Glee Club. And yet I am still so very bored! Even things I used to think were hilarious.

Case in point: Sandbags, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet. See, not even a chuckle. I am in crisis. Is it the raccoon hormones my new doctor gave me? Which is a 30 percent chance of catastrophic success. What are you doing in here? Enjoying the eavesdropping afforded me by the Swiss timepiece regularity and utter silence of my 2pm ninja poops. Oh and Brittany? This is for you. It's a card handwritten in crayon from the Canon. I ask that you remember that that cannon has two little baby twin cannons at home and one more on the way.

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